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		<title>You&#8217;re Really Growing On Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 04:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After dinner with the witty, blue-eyed chap, he indulged my morbid curiosity and took me the BodyWorlds exhibit at Science World. Together we lingered around the plastinated deceased, considering life and death and how on earth they [successfully] created Drawer Man. He was not deterred by my dark and twisty side, which gloried in the company [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LBD</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/11/10/lbd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 03:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I bought the most perfect little black dress.  I put it on and stood in front of the mirror, blinking blankly at myself, genuinely surprised because it fit. It fit really, really well.  Despite my hard-to-dress, slightly disproportionate petit frame, it looked as thought it had been made for me. It brought out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Enter An Altered State and Come Devastatingly Close to Epiphany</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 15:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dream Journal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will preface what is about to follow by stating it is entirely factual, although likely hyperbolized. Possibly hyperbolized to the point of unrecognition, but that is not to say that it isn&#8217;t completely true&#8230; Last night I entered an altered state.  Or maybe it was a particularly vivid dream.  The latter is more likely, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Hate #497: The Blinking Cursor</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/10/06/things-i-hate-497-the-blinking-cursor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 06:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The blinking cursor seems like a cocky s.o.b., as far as I&#8217;m concerned. He&#8217;s that guy that gets baits you into an argument and gets you so thoroughly worked up that you&#8217;re ready to pitch a fit. That is, of course, until you realize you&#8217;ve grown so aggravated that you can&#8217;t string a coherent sentence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Go</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 04:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reflections]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go is the word that sums my rushed existence. Go &#8211; the word itself &#8211; is hurried in nature. It&#8217;s painfully brief and lacking in substance. Without embellishment, it&#8217;s directionless. Go, like the implicit command of a starter gun, is jarring, reactionary, and hollow, as it hangs in the air. Catapulting forward, even with the speed of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Favorite Summer Albums</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/31/awesome-summer-albums/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In no particular order, here are my favorite albums to play this summer: Pretty. Odd. - Panic! At The Disco 1 - The Beatles Save Me San Francisco - Train Shout It Out &#8211; Hanson The Great American Midrange - The Elms Now, Volume 6 &#8211; Various Artists (2000) Forrest Gump Soundtrack - Various Artists The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The one at the place with the thing&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/31/the-one-at-the-place-with-the-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In no particular order, I present to you the most awesome moments of the week&#8230; The one with the guy at the stop light: Thursday morning, it was too overcast (read that: cold/gray/miserable/freezing/depressing) to have the windows and sunroof open. I was, however, driving the SUV, which has a respectable sound system. This resulted in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pigeons In The News</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/25/pigeons-in-the-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/25/pigeons-in-the-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Strange News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think I&#8217;m over reacting to the threat of pigeons?  Perhaps not!  I&#8217;m not the only one unwilling to sit idly by and let the sky rats run rampant.  Kings of Leon recently stopped a concert just three songs in because of the nasty creatures.  People magazine tells us: Three songs into their St. Louis concert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naomi Vs. Pigeons &#8211; Part One</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/25/naomi-vs-pigeons-part-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/25/naomi-vs-pigeons-part-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My war with the pigeons started several months ago.  I was soaking in the tub, but I had left the window open. It was a nice sunny evening, and I was enjoying the neighborhood sounds as I relaxed. The window, when opened, creates a hole sized about one square foot in the bathroom wall, facing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff [That I Did Today!] That Was Totally Awesome:</title>
		<link>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/23/stuff-that-i-did-today-that-was-totally-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.conscientiousinconsistency.com/2010/07/23/stuff-that-i-did-today-that-was-totally-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Naomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Norm]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ate breakfast in the shower. How have I not been doing this for YEARS? Epic. Seriously. Fought the addiction and won! I did not buy $tarbucks today! Drank at least two litres of water. Had the will power to not buy at least three different cardigans I was thoroughly convinced had been taylor made for me. Stuck [...]]]></description>
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